Where does Protodeacon Andrey Kuraev serve now, biography of the priest


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In the image of Che Guevara

– Take the fact that in Russia there is no Orthodox terrorism, there is no Russian nationalist terrorism. – Is this a bad sign? – From the point of view of diagnosing the viability of society, this is a bad sign. Terrorism itself is a surge of evil, destructive energy. And if Russian nationalist terrorism begins in Russia, I will be the first to preach sermons against it. – But you will probably rejoice in your soul? - Well, from the outside, like a doctor, he is happy that there are signs of life in the body. This is, of course, black energy, but it is at least some kind of energy. And if a person is hit in the face, in the gut, raped, and he does not react in any way, one of two things - either he is a saint or a corpse.
The hero of the article reveals the truth

Andrey Vyacheslavovich Kuraev

(born - 1963, died - not yet, just for lulz) - leading PR manager of CJSC "ROC" (missionary). Preacher-provocateur, protodeacon, defrocked, aka deacon of All Rus', a conformist version of Novodvorskaya (taking into account the fact that Valeria Ilyinichna was just a pussy, and Kuraev is smart, cunning and knows perfectly well what he delivers), as well as a writer, professor of theology, level 80 (black belt) and author of a textbook on military-industrial complex (a school subject, under the guise of religious studies, designed to wash the brains of the already stupid young generation with legal weakness), known in this yours as diak-kuraev and - most importantly - good , a capable troll with both brains and a sense of humor. An impudent style, provocative assessment and slogans like “Autocephaly for everyone!” included. And of course, the subject understands perfectly well where exactly he puts the condom on the KamAZ. Whenever possible, he tries to influence public opinion. In 2021, he finally got trolled and was cut out of the ROC CJSC corporation, falling under the corporate court, which does work, but not yet much, since perhaps this is another PR move by the management of the CJSC.

[edit] Likes and dislikes

Father Andrew (left) was not allowed to sleep by the glory of Francis of Assisi, and so he went to preach to the seals

« When our would-be democrats say that there is no need for any censorship, they want to say that they personally will be the censors.»
— Subject about censorship

Kuraev is disliked by: all uneducated, illiterate Orthodox Christians, some conservative traditionalists, some Jewish racial Jews, almost all pagan Rodnovers, some human rights activists and “professional liberals”, enlightened followers of the artist N.K. Roerich who have been bruised on their heads and other religious mutants and sectarians, as well as some scientists (despite the fact that the protodeacon himself is academic, teaches a special course at Moscow State University, values ​​science very highly (what he understands by it) and, for example, does not deny the right of the theory of evolution to exist). Also, the PGM-nut Kirill Frolov has bad feelings towards the subject, especially after Kuraev began to tear the covers off the “blue lobby” in the Russian Orthodox Church.

The famous Jew and obscurantist, the passionate polemicist Dvorkin, loves Kuraev. He is also loved by domestic “new rightists” like A. Mahler, based on their love for the general director of the Russian Orthodox Church, a general dislike for the “orange” and “unorthodox” marginal pseudo-Orthodox parties from the website of Yakov Krotov, as well as the most philosophic Portal “Credo.vru” . These moves of Kuraev are not liked in return, so the links to portal-credo.ru and krotov.info, of which there are quite a few in the following text, should be treated, to put it mildly, with a considerable amount of skepticism. The conscience of Russian rock also loves him.

[edit] Biography

In the light of two halos.
Everyone lie down for half an hour! As a child, like all representatives of the Sovka, he was an atheist. At school he even published a newspaper of the same name. By education, he is also an atheist, but he was baptized while still receiving his education, which is alarming and makes us remember the bloody KGB. However, this is nothing more than a banal conspiracy theory, since some right-wing fundamentalist radicals accuse Kuraev of being a spy for the CIA or even the Mossad itself. If you believe all this, it turns out that Kuraev is a double or even triple secret agent. By the way, Kuraev himself, according to the same “Krotov.info”, allegedly does not hide the fact that he was an informer at the seminary.

In 1985, the situation in this country began to change dramatically, and Kuraev retrained from an atheist to a priest in order to allegedly avoid serving in the armed forces - then there was the Afghan conflict. Although Kuraev’s father was a big shot in the USSR (yes, Kuraev is a big shot), he held a high position in the Academy of Sciences, and Afgan A.V. was not a threat.

Not least due to the fact that dad was a big shot, Kuraev’s career began with a meteoric rise, approximately the same as that of Patriarch Kirill. In his early 20s, Kuraev became the chief PR man of the Russian Orthodox Church MP - press secretary of the newly elected Patriarch Alexy II. However, as a result of a number of failures committed during the 1991 putsch (which, in essence, boiled down to the desire to reorganize part of the synod among themselves), Kuraev’s church career came to a decisive end, which is why Kuraev has to suffer in a frivolous situation both in age and in age. merits of church title. In addition, by that time Kirill was already quite established, and he no longer needed young and playful competitors.

Fundamental atheistic education, by the way, is still breaking through the cassock; recently Kuraev decided to revive the genre of political information.

It is also known about Kuraev that he:

  • loves dogs, and calls them dogs. He called the boxer a boxer. However, he takes pictures with cats.
  • can't swim.
  • lives more than modestly; his main movable property is books. He uses a scooter as a means of transportation.
  • loves young students (not in the sense you think) and pregnant students.

He was almost the only priest who did not pour out tons of hatred on Pussy Riot and generally treated them with humor. Thus, he burned not so much Christian philanthropy as sympathy for all kinds of dissenters and swamps. In addition, he even trolled his own colleagues in the Russian Orthodox Church - he talked about how many of the priests are akhtungs and amateurs. The result of all this was not long in coming: at the end of 2013, he was suspended from teaching at the Orthodox Academy with the wording “for shocking behavior in the blogosphere.” True, the attempt to slander him was officially crowned with a logical result: the Labor Code does not say that shocking behavior in the blogosphere is a reason for dismissal.

Andrey's childhood

As a child, Andrei lived in Prague with his parents, who were sent to Czechoslovakia for work. Otherwise, the boy's childhood was the same as that of many Soviet children.

Origin and birth

The future cleric was born on February 15, 1963 in Moscow. Father, Vyacheslav Ivanovich, was a philosopher, held the position of Scientific Secretary of the section of social sciences of the Presidium of the USSR Academy of Sciences. Mother, Vera Trofimovna, worked as a teacher at the Institute of Philosophy.

Family

The Kuraev family was not a believer - in those days this was considered the norm. The parents did not talk about the soul and faith with the boy. But they were not fascinated by communist ideology either: they listened to Vysotsky, Galich, and read Alexander Solzhenitsyn. The parents dreamed of their son’s career, not knowing what vocation he would choose.

Schooling

Andrey grew up as an ordinary child and studied well. He had no interest in Orthodoxy. As a high school student, he created several issues of the wall newspaper “Atheist”. He was fond of philosophy, often eavesdropped on the conversations and reasoning of his father and his friends who came to his house.

[edit] What he delivered

At the beginning of Madonna-fighting asceticism, Deacon Andrei Kuraev reveals the etymology of the word “whore” Kuraev, Kholmogorov and (anathema!) the bottle of “Borjomi”
Much more continues. In general, it burns out regularly.

  • “Fuck, especially fifty-year-old”
    meme was apparently holding a candle. Initially, the singer Madonna was called a deacon on Mayak radio. Then the deacon of All Rus' spent a long time justifying himself by saying that “whore” is a Church Slavonic word that means “deluded”, “heretic”, which, of course, is true, but we know what the deacon actually meant. Kuraev's apologetics of whoredom, among other things, thoroughly fed the now famous ex-Orthodox freak Fr. Theognost Pushkov, better known under the Abbatus shoulder strap, which he received thanks to his cozy little abbatus-mozdok.
  • The author of the phrase “Atheists do not know how to reproduce
    ,” which did not become a meme only due to its obscurity.
  • Loves puns. Once he spoke about the call of the chairman of the Spiritual Administration of Muslims of the Asian part of Russia, Nafigulla Ashirov, to push away the idea of ​​​​introducing the military-industrial complex in schools as follows:
    ?
  • He reacted with irony to the Estonian parliament's intention to dismantle the monument to the Liberator Soldier in Tallinn, simultaneously criticizing the Estonian government for such indecent behavior. In an interview with Interfax, he advised the Estonian authorities to “go to the end and demolish not only the monuments, but also everything that the empires that “occupied” them built there.” In his opinion, one should start with the buildings of the era of Teutonic rule, then move on to the time of Swedish rule, then the Russian Empire, and, finally, complete this godly work with buildings of the Soviet period. “And when, as a result, Estonia gets rid of everything that the foreign “occupier” powers have “ruined” their holy land, Europe will have a unique natural landscape reserve, and from this clean field the independent Estonian state will be able to create its own completely new destiny,” - Kuraev noted.
  • With all this, he considers the statements of John of Kronstadt “theological hooliganism”[1].
  • He repeatedly and unrestrainedly scolded Alexander Me, even expressing himself in the spirit that if he had not been cut down so promptly, this would certainly have been done. Dashing 90s!.. (“He left on time”)
  • In connection with the film “The Da Vinci Code,” he suggested that the Orthodox should not follow the example of the Catholics, but rather raise money for the correct translation of the Goblin.
  • On Channel One, the zombie guy, in the program “Gordon-Quixote vs. Zadornov,” in two or three phrases, knocked down the famous scientist Chudinov with all his hamsters, including even Dzhigurda. Pidaracha was shown on September 19, 2008, and, of course, the full version of sracha without editing was not seen. The academician shamefully leaked and since then he has fiercely, madly loved Kuraev, affectionately calling him nothing more than “Antichrist of local significance.”
  • He publicly doubted the miraculous origin of the Holy Fire, simultaneously accusing the Patriarch of Jerusalem of Russophobia. As a result, he aroused the fierce rage of Vladimir Yakunin, who demanded that the top of the Russian Orthodox Church even cut Kuraev out of the church, for which he was crucified.
  • He wrote an article in which he made everyone think that he suggested that the God of the Moscow Patriarchate personally shoots Ukrainian nationalists with lightning. The article is interesting because there is no hint of a cause-and-effect relationship, but it was found. And all because of the overtly triumphant intonations in the above post.

Ku-ro-ta!

  • He systematically throws mud at various non-Orthodox religions, such as Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism and others. He knows what nirvana is, which brings a lot to Buddhists themselves, since the concept of nirvana is obviously indefinable in terms familiar to humans; and also how to treat Islam after Beslan.
  • He called the sectologist of all Rus' YERZh, which is confirmed by the name of Dvorkin, but ALD himself is silent.
  • Immediately after the death of the convinced atheist, YERG Ginzburg began to claim that he had blessed him to teach defense-industrial complex. However, Ginzburg was categorically against teaching defense education in elementary schools. He was not against teaching in grades 10-11 nothing more than a cultural overview of Orthodoxy without creeds. Kuraev wrote a textbook for grades 4-5, which essentially does not contain cultural studies.

Like that

  • Dreams of becoming a superdeacon:
You know, the highest award of a bishop is “the right to wear two panagias”; The highest distinction of a priest is the “right to wear two crosses”... So I dream of being awarded the “right to burn two censers”! Imagine how beautiful it would look: a deacon comes out to the pulpit, in each hand a smoking censer, and he waves them like a Chinese with nunchucks! Just a super deacon!
  • He called himself “the largest Russian theologian... in the waist area.”
  • Cheerfully and fervently mocks the Akhtungs.
  • He uncontrollably rejoices over trash, frenzy and sodomy in pga-Orthodox churches like Uchduk over anal catfish and in the future wants to take part in them.
  • He proposed excommunicating Bunny from the church for the uncanonical way of creating a daughter. Lolita, not calculating her IQ, stood up for the happy dad and was predictably rolled to the floor right here.
  • I posted my own alternative biography dug up on the Internet, consisting of a mixture of irony and flurodross. Sabzh loves both.
  • On the air of the Komsomolskaya Pravda radio station, a verbal skirmish between a “humble Christian” and homosexual journalist and part-time “scumbag” Evgeniy Ponasenkov ended in a fight.
  • Quite a bit of trolling by the Russian Orthodox Church, which recognized Pussy Riot as fallen women and servants of Sotona, at first justifying them in the blog and the media, and after being expelled from the theological seminary, even meeting in person at Echo Matzo.
  • He highly appreciates the works of Ro’s mother, J.R.R. one and two, and the then-Wachowski brothers, regularly quotes them in books and interviews, and sarcastically makes fun of those who dream of anathematizing them. He compared Himself to Stannis Baratheon for his relationship with the woman in red.
  • He accused the crooked priest who blessed the upper stage of the Meteor-M satellite of having a bad relationship with God. If you don't know how to consecrate rockets, don't bother. If you take it, give us a guarantee!
  • And many many others.

Career in the Russian Orthodox Church

While still studying at the seminary, Kuraev began writing articles and publishing them in the journal “Problems of Philosophy.” He participated in religious debates, where he fiercely defended his beliefs. In 1988, he graduated from the MDA and entered the Faculty of Theology at the University of Bucharest, and there, in Romania, he received the rank of deacon with the greatest blessing of Patriarch Theoctistus. He studied at the university until 1990, but did not graduate.


Andrei Kuraev participated a lot in religious debates. Returning to Moscow, Kuraev worked for three years as the personal secretary of Patriarch Alexy, while simultaneously lecturing on Orthodoxy at Moscow State University at the Faculty of Journalism. At the same time, he did not cease to improve his knowledge and graduated from the capital's Theological Academy.

In 1993, the priest was offered to head the Faculty of Theology of the MDA. At the age of 35, Kuraev became the youngest professor of theology, and his merits were highly noted by the Patriarch of All Rus'. In 1994, he defended his dissertation on the topic “Philosophical and anthropological interpretation of the Orthodox concept of the Fall” and received a PhD in Philosophy. A year later, he received a candidate of theology degree with a dissertation on the topic “Tradition. Dogma. Rite."


At the age of 35, Kuraev became the youngest professor of theology. Andrei Vyacheslavovich’s works on spiritual topics formed the basis of several theological textbooks, the circulation of books has long exceeded six hundred thousand copies, and there is no free space at lectures at Moscow State University.

Kuraev has traveled all over the country with missionary sermons, and recently he often speaks with accusatory materials. Thus, his interview on the Ekho Moskvy radio station, in which he exposes the myth of the descent of the Holy Fire, as well as the publication about the homosexual scandal within the walls of the Kazan Seminary, caused a huge resonance.


Kuraev traveled throughout the country with missionary sermons. In 2009, Patriarch Kirill appointed Andrei Kuraev responsible for creating a school textbook on the fundamentals of Orthodox culture, which was tested in 2010 under the title “Fundamentals of Religious Cultures and Secular Ethics.”


Patriarch Kirill appointed Andrei Kuraev responsible for the creation of a school textbook. In 2013, Kuraev was fired from the teaching staff of the MDA. The deacon named the main reason for the support of Pussy Riot after their scandalous performance in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior, as well as a frank conversation about the “blue scandal” in Kazan.


Andrei Kuraev with members of the scandalous group “Pussy Riot” About the activities of the priest, director Valery Otstavnykh shot a documentary film “48 hours in the life of Deacon Andrei Kuraev,” in which he covered in detail one of his missionary trips.


Andrey Kuraev is an active Internet user. Unlike many priests, Kuraev is actively present on the Internet. His blog on LiveJournal is widely known; his discussions are often broadcast on the Ekho Moskvy radio.

[edit] Kuraev believes that...

Spherical Kuraev in a vacuum

  • Talk shows are the most widespread and effective form of ideological advertising and Posner hates. However, he enjoys participating in talk shows, including those hosted by Posner.
  • The Ukrainian people do not exist, which clearly reveals their inherent nature. At the same time, he notes that his surname is of Turkic origin ( ker ai
    - “full moon”). And since the Ukrainian people do not exist, then, accordingly, the statement “Russia does not need Sevastopol. Russia does not need Crimea. Russia needs peace. And preferably - all of it. Russia needs Ukraine”, of course, does not contain anything seditious.
  • The activities of Mrs. Poklonskaya should be investigated by law enforcement agencies for the purpose of inciting hostility and hatred towards a social group called “blondes.”
  • Tolerance is a word that is not found in Scripture. The same as in the list of Christian virtues.
  • He sees one of the main shortcomings of the Russian Orthodox Church in the mirror every day.

[edit] Gallery

  • Kuraev against the backdrop of as many as two halos
  • Young, but already Kuraev - Young Kuraev - Kuraev in his youth
  • Icon of Kuraev
  • Our Comandante
  • Kuraev warns Russian women against sex with Georgians
  • Kuraev blesses the troll
  • Kuraev and Makarevich, in hats
  • Kuraev zigs (actually, no)
  • Two wizards of our era
  • Dispute about the patron saint of the Internet

[edit] Kuraev and...

Kuraev and prankster with samples of Ksyusha Sobchak. And no butthurt

[edit] anti-Semitism

Kuraev has repeatedly complained that he is considered an anti-Semite in vain, and he is not anything. And he even wrote articles “Anti-Semitism is a sin” and “How one becomes an anti-Semite.” But it is enough to quote just a couple of his statements from the article “Is it possible not to celebrate March 8?”, and everything will become clear:

  • Is there another people on earth who joyfully celebrates the day of deliberately unpunished massacres?
  • So, in the history of Jewish thought there is a current that believes that all peoples are enemies of the Jews. However, this idea does exist. Take, for example, the quote: “Only Jews are people, non-Jews are animals.” (Baba Metzia 114a - 114c) Talmud. Or: “Even the best of the non-Jews must be killed.” (Babylonian Talmud) Funk And Wagnalls Jewish Encyclopedia. (1907).

[edit] emo

An emo girl sits on a pipe and cries bitterly: “Eh, well, at least something would happen! How I dream of getting away from this gray and unhappy life as soon as possible! At least let this damn pipe explode!” The pipe explodes. Advertising voice-over: “Gazprom. Dreams Come True!"
diak-kuraev/19709

[edit] bastards

The patient regularly makes speeches from concert venues, he is seen as friends with Shevchuk and Kinchev, which causes fierce, rabid hatred of him from both PGMnuted ignorants and non-PGMnuted govnars (Sotonizds, etc). However, there are PGMnuts (like Kalugin) who don’t like him either.

[edit] homosexuals

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Folk epic in support of Comandante Ku Kuraev and an interesting gay personality

« — Do you have gay acquaintances or friends? - Yes, sure. Yes. Open the calendar of the Moscow Patriarchate - how many portraits of my gay friends are there. - What about friends? — Some of them are my friends, classmates at the seminary. »
— pruflink

After he began to open up about homosexuality in his cozy little place, our right-wing weakling troll priest was fired from the Moscow Theological Academy. Pearls like this or this began to appear more and more often. As Kuraev himself says, he knew about homosexuals in the Russian Orthodox Church in the 80s and 90s, and even tried to troll several times, but in December 2013 “the infection began to spread” after some kind of inspection at the Kazan Seminary. Soon after this, the character, judging by his own revelations, was asked to leave Moscow State University.

[edit] the best people in Europe

In August 2021, he boldly wrote in his LiveJournal on the topic of photographs with the corpses of churchmen from the Spanish Republicans. And everything would have been fine, but the attack turned out to be on the verge of a foul: Franco, Mussolini and Hitler were mentioned late at night, which automatically brought the post under the insinuating rehabilitation of fascism. The post caused quite a wide resonance throughout the zhezheshka and currently has received more than a thousand comments, which is very good for a dying platform. We stock up on popcorn and wait for the criminal case to be initiated.

[edit] Patriarchs

Kuraev on the decision to defrock him
According to Kuraev himself, after the death of Patriarch Pimen in 1990, he, through his former classmates from the bloody Gebnya, contributed to the election of Alexy II as the new patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, and in 2008 he sincerely rejoiced at his death. Before the election of Kirill as the new patriarch, Kuraev campaigned in every possible way for Kirill, but soon after his election he regretted his choice, and is now quite sincerely pouring shit on Kirill, considering him the main problem of Orthodoxy in Russia.

[edit] Islam

« …television injections on the topic “Terrorism has no nationality or religion,” which flare up every time with predictable obviousness after another terrorist attack, are simply stupid. It’s not aliens who blow up our planes and schools after all! One could agree with this “politically correct” thesis if believers of world religions took turns carrying out terrorist attacks. Either the Buddhists will seize the school and shoot the children in it... Or the Taoists will blow up the plane... Or the Christians will blow up the cinema... In this case, one could limit ourselves to repeating the banality that every nation has the right to have its own scoundrels... But everything is obviously not so. Perhaps terrorism is a consequence of a distorted understanding of the Koran. But it’s the Koran, and not books about Winnie the Pooh. And at the origins of this distortion are the most learned Islamic men (ulemas), and not illiterate Arab skinheads. The Islamic world is related to the world of terror not by bad students, but by excellent and popular teachers! And if the Saudi Arabian authorities were forced to remove 1,710 clergy members from their posts in May 2003 alone, it means that the problem is not isolated individuals. Given such a scale, terrorist preaching is a disease of the entire Islamic community. And another reason for the responsibility of the entire Muslim world for its scum is that the largest part of the Muslim world considers terrorists not scum, but heroes. The world of Islam is responsible for Islamic terrorism, if only because it refuses to see this responsibility. »
— How to treat Islam after Beslan?

Teenage years and early life

Andrei's youth became a turning point in his life: a reassessment of values ​​occurred. The years of youth are a time of spiritual quest, finding faith and one’s calling.

Student times

The young man had no questions about which faculty to enter after school - philosophical. Difficulties arose when choosing a department. He was more attracted to logic and foreign philosophy, where the young man’s father was known. Andrei did not want to study under his father's patronage. He enters the department of history and theory of scientific atheism at Moscow State University (MSU).

The young man, being a student at Moscow State University, was responsible for atheistic work: he wanted to show independence. The only event he organized was a performance by the rock band “Resurrection” for the sponsored school.

Spiritual education

The turning point for Kuraev was the funeral of Vladimir Vysotsky (1980). When the young man and his father said goodbye to the legendary figure, many classmates stood in a cordon. Red bandages were visible on his arms. It was as if a barrier separated them. Then the future rebel wanted to go beyond the red flags.

Andrei was irritated by Soviet ideology. Dislike for power became the first step towards faith.

In his 3rd year at Moscow State University, after reading Fyodor Dostoevsky’s book “The Brothers Karamazov”, the young man comes to faith in Christ as the Savior. A year later, Andrei was baptized.

The parents found out about this by accident: when their son was getting ready for a church service, he did not hide the prayer book and icons. Mother and father were worried and tried to persuade him to come to his senses. His parents were worried about his future and career. A few days later, they accepted their son’s action and did not prohibit visiting church.

After graduating from Moscow State University, the young man entered the Moscow Theological Seminary (1984). It cost his father his career. As a seminarian, the young man writes his first articles. Then he begins to preach among students. His active activities alarm the party leaders.

After graduating from seminary (1988), the future missionary is sent to study at the Bucharest Theological Institute. Two years later he returns back as a deacon - an assistant priest. Having fulfilled his dream, Father Andrei graduated (1992) from the Moscow Theological Academy (MDA).

This video shows one of the first performances of the future clergyman: broadcast in January 1990 on cable television in the Saburovo district of Moscow.

Personal life

Andrei Vyacheslavovich’s personal life is devoted to church, missionary and writing activities. Some are interested in his marital status in his biography. Kuraev has no family or children. The cleric lives alone in a small apartment in the west of Moscow. Books keep him company in the evenings—the publicist reads a lot. He often travels around the city on a motor scooter.

[edit] Chicken coop

Kuraev hates Anonymous Gruzinov also doesn’t really like
Chicken Coop

(aka
Kurainik
) is at the same time an online forum for Deacon Kuraev, a platform for PGM shit, and an analogue of Valhalla, where the souls of trolls go after death.

Initially (late 90s) it was about the guest book of the deacon’s website, and later about his forum kuraev.ru. After several years of successful dissemination of the forum on the Internet, its administrator (“Rybak”, “Rychkovsky”) formulated his own senile theological concept (“tokalyuboff”), incompatible with Orthodoxy™, the opponents of which were called “Judeo-Catholics”. This was followed by a “forum cut”, as a result of which A. Kuraev, the clergy of the Russian Orthodox Church and the “Judeo-Catholics” created a new forum on the old domain with a new admin, blackjack and whores. The message database, the old admin Rybak and the hardware and software moved to the cirota.ru domain, where they still exist.

Both forums are famous for their tough and stupid moderation system, as a result of which several communities have emerged in LiveJournal (“Bird Flu”, “Bird Flu-Forever”, “Bird Flu-Mongolia”, “Bird Flu-Temporary”, “Bird Flu-Showdown” , “Order of the Phoenix”, “Judeo-Catholic Order”), devoted mainly to the discussion of moderation on “both sites”, including with the participation of those who are permanently disabled on these both sites, local moderators (paradoxically) and simply LJ- Shnikov.

These sites and communities are collectively defined by the term “chicken coop”. Participants in the Chicken Coop to varying degrees and at different times were many well-known characters on the Internet and offline: Kuraev himself, professor-sectologist Dvorkin, Shtilmark, Kholmogorov, Fedorei (“Neurologist”), Pushkov (“Abbatus”), Ali Polosin, writer Yulia Voznesenskaya, philosopher Alexander Golenkov Aydin Alizade... There is information that under pseudonyms, the Chicken Coop elite includes Putin’s personal friends and other phimotic figures.

After a conflict over the PR of candidates for the post of Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, many of the moderators and admins left Newcourt and organized a new PGM forum “Slovo”. That's how it was. Rychkovsky was replaced by a new team of moderators. The servers were buzzing, Kuraev traditionally burned, but within normal limits. And then the patriarch accepted the incoming call. Kuraev, without waiting for the deceased’s corpse to become completely rigorized, began a PR campaign in favor of Kirill, and it was mediocre in level. One after another, articles were born with titles worthy of Komsomolskaya Pravda, like “Patriarch Kirill: it’s time to get used to it,” in which Kuraev poured beef manure on Kirill’s competitors. The articles were very poor in content, and the style gave rise to talk that “Kura Eva” was no longer a cake. Many bearded orthodoxies sadly shook their heads and concluded that “Kuraev has become a fool” (the authorship of the phrase belongs to YERZH Zhurinskaya), because the articles consisted of a little more than half of blatant flurodros against Gundyaev, and the rest was filled with fierce hatred towards the other candidates, and especially - Clement (Kapalina).

The admins cried, injected themselves, but endured such rudeness from themselves. But then an article was posted as a subject on the Chicken Coop, the degree of inadequacy of which exceeded all critical values. In particular, Brother Kapalin was accused of corrupting seminarians and driving them to suicide, and the rest of the episcopate was called “atheists in panagias” and “gray people who represent nothing.” The moderators phallomorphed when they saw this nonsense. The article was cut down, Kuraev was asked not to do this again and to correct the article. Having broken down for the sake of appearance, oh. Andrei squeezed out a new version, but in reality it turned out to be no better, because the accusations of homosexuality remained there.

Realizing that the elections would take place, but that they had to somehow live after them, the forum administration tensed up and began to closely monitor the bursts of creative activity of the deacon’s PR. And it had to happen that the engine began to act up, and access to the server was closed until the morning. At night o. Andrey could not log in - and away we go. Half an hour later (and it was already late at night) in his LiveJournal the subject began to scream that the site was being taken away from him for his commitment to Kirill. But that was not the end of the matter. Already in the morning, a call came from somewhere at the very top (from someone looking for Moscow?) with a gentle request “not to touch Fr. Andrey."

The elections ended with the election of Kirill as Patriarch. Sad, but true.

Just for lulz: in the photo report about the event, Kuraev was captured from two angles, which many higher ranks did not receive. For high-quality flurodross he was awarded the protodeaconship - essentially, a whistle-maker. This is where the lulz ended for Kuraev, but began for everyone he managed to get during the election period, because, against all expectations, Doctor of Theology, Candidate of Philosophy, Professor of the Moscow Theological Academy, etc., and so on, and so on, was shoved into the position to the committee to combat the alcohol threat - a third-rate party with a loud name and a complete absence of both specific goals and objectives, and the power to implement them. And this despite the fact that Fr. Andrey is by no means a fool to drink.

However, it is extremely difficult to describe the situation objectively; the above is only a possible interpretation of events, which can be argued in detail.

Currently, the comments on his LiveJournal are a little more than 100% written by bored trolls. Subject bans occasionally only for direct insults addressed to himself (he limits himself to indirect insults). Occasionally, strangers come into discussions, but not for long. Firstly, because it is often not clear whether you are talking to a troll, and, secondly, the subject itself is essentially such. This LiveJournal is not a classic moderated forum or even a platform for discussion with one’s own memes and a share of green fauna, but simply an unmoderated chat into which the wild fantasies of the deacon himself are thrown in as headings for the exchange of meaningless messages.

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  • Kurai is a Bashkir folk herb, whose flower is schematically depicted on the flag, coat of arms and a bunch of other objects of sunny Bashkortostan. As a rule, kurai is the name given to a number of umbrella plants: angelica, angelica, hogweed, etc. Kurai is also a wind instrument made from this herb.
  • In Lunar language, “kurai” (暗い) means “dark, gloomy, bad (person).” Nevertheless, there is a couplet circulating among fans: “Everything that Kuraev does is a model for samurai.”
  • In Spanish, el cura
    means, suddenly, the parish priest.
    As they say, it was written in the family. And the grass kurai in the same language is called angelica
    , which also cannot but symbolize.
  • Please do not confuse the protodeacon with the bass guitarist of the Leningrad group of the same name, although he would look great there (the song “Where are you, whores?”) would be rethought.
  • Trolls who are sick with PGM sometimes choose the surname “Kuraev” as a nickname.
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